Thursday, December 17, 2009
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
Who: Matt and Kim
What: Lessons Learned
Where: Brooklyn, NY or MySpace
Why: Because damn it, I love them! I found this little gem of a band while watching t.v. one night and a Bacardi Mojito commercial came on, I sort of tuned it out but the song playing in the background was so catchy. I made it my mission to find out who it was, and much to Bacardi's disappointment not to get wasted. I did and after some digging found that this was no one hit band, no sir, Matt and Kim have a world of wonderful, minimal, joyous tunes that even a metal head like me can chew on and enjoy. I also think that it is worth mentioning, because I am a consumer, that their merch is pretty cool. Thats about the pinch, twist and pull of it kids. Keep it nude!
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
Thursday, May 7, 2009
Also don't forget the contest to win "Paul Blart: Mall Cop".
Another hint: its not 23. (no disrespect Jordan)
Keep it real.
Keep it Nude!
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
This movie is a playful spoof on the "Diehard" movie franchise, with plenty of explosions, raining shards of glass and misguided gunfire. My single complaint, is that there wasn't gratuitous nudity... I'm sure my male counterparts can sympathize. Thankfully, the flick compensates with a solid comedic performance provided by Kevin James, and most of the rest of the cast... Well, some of the rest of the cast. Ok... So the rest of the cast delivered their lines with the personality of a jedi council member, but that doesn't stop most of the movie from being entertaining and definitely worth watching if you are as big a fan of "King of Queens" as I am.
Because there is simply nothing better to give away this month, We here at Mental Nudity, have decided to give you guys an opportunity to win this fine cinematic expose of comedy... All you have to do is guess the number we are thinking of between one and one thousand.
The contest ends when we receive an email with the correct number, and each contestant is only allowed one guess per day until the contest is over... unless you have multiple e-mail address's...Cheater.
I'll give you guys a hint... It's not one.
Keep it real and keep it nude...
Tuesday, May 5, 2009
Since forming in 1991, Incubus has shown us their knack for creative song writing and proficiency in their craft as musicians. "Monuments and Melodies" Is the bands upcoming greatest hits album, that features this song, as well as 25 other hits, rarities and b-sides. The album, which is due to hit store shelves June 16th, features artwork by the ever-pretentious lead singer of the band, Brandon Boyd. Despite his self-righteousness, we here at MMN have a full fledged man-crush on that multi-talented, good-looking hunk of sensitivity...but at the same time, we have an almost uncontrolable urge to punch him...
Anyway, the band will be heading out on tour in support of "Monuments and Melodies", and you can possibly catch them in a town near you. Head to: http://www.myspace.com/incubus, there you will find tour dates and other information about the band that you might find noteworthy.
Keep it real, keep it nude...
Monday, May 4, 2009
Hailing from a place better than this, A. Leon Craft lays his shit down on this track with Gripplyaz consciously southern swag and Young Trimm's "git it done" verse. This is the south, and it seems like every time I turn on the tube I see the "A". check out more from SMKA Productions.
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Sunday, April 26, 2009
Here at MN we have been following this movie closely for a while, eagerly anticipating its release, and as it turns out you can catch it up in Denver. We are trying to get in touch with the production company to possibly get a copy of it to review, but if that doesn't go down, we are planning on donning our "buddy passes" and dramamine; and flying out to Denver to catch a showing, if we do will will be sure to have lots of pics for y'all. "Ink" is a Jamin Winans film produced by Double Edge Films. Official site is here.
Friday, April 24, 2009
There once was a movie that could, and it was called "Fatal Attraction"
There once was a movie that couldn't, it they called "Swimfan"
Then there was a movie that shouldn't, and its name was "Obsessed"
Staring Beyoncé Knowles (you may know her from, "music") and Ali Larter (from, "nothing really worth meantioning for the last few years") comes a story about a woman obsessed, and a woman scorn, and a cat fight, and a wife out to regain... and so on blah blah...
Obsessed opens today, if you didn't pick that up from the 2 hour special TBS did on it last night. Whereby making it one of the most advertised rehashes in a while, and a movie with better previews than content. ...and that is the pinch and twist of it.
Jez Williams(Guitar, Vocals), his brother Andy Williams(Drums, Vocals) and Jimi Goodwin(Bass, Vocals, Guitar) are the three musicians behind the inspiring and earthy sounds found on "Kingdom Of Rust", the title track and first single from the bands fourth studio album.
My attention was caught by the indie rock three piece, whilst surfin' the world wide web for tattoo ideas. For once, my wavering attention span led me somewhere other than a porn site and for that I am grateful...
For tour and other important band info, visit their myspace page at:
Thursday, April 23, 2009
Hollywood has a throng of celebrities at their disposal when a big budget film needs a well known face to boost the chance of a profit. Samuel L. Jackson, Matthew Mcconaughey and Brad Pitt, are actors that are called upon to carry the weight of films, when they are encumbered by predictable storylines and z-list actors. In “The Knowing” the producers chose Nicholas Cage, a tried and true veteran of the suspense genre. The rest of the cast are relatively unknown and are hardly worth mentioning, except perhaps as a model for those attempting to learn poor acting skills. The Special effects in this film are breathtakingly realistic and perhaps the only saving grace within its one hour and fifty five minute run time. I have yet to see a more impressive train wreck on film,(double entendre?) and the only plane crash that can hold a candle to the one in this movie, is the one featured in “lost”.
The studio enlisted the directing duties of Alex Proyas, who has directed notable films in the past, such as “I,Robot” and “The Crow”. All in all, this movie is predictable, (especially if you’ve seen the trailer) it leaves you emotionally stranded, and it will leave your wallet suffering from buyer’s remorse. If you don’t care about an engaging story, dialogue delivered by actors with a sense of human emotion, or knowing the ending before the movie even starts, than this is the movie to see…
Sunday, April 19, 2009
This is new song from Sean Kingston and Lil' Wayne. Go figure right, two guys that are on everything, we like it though. Also, Lil' Wayne is supposed to come out with a new (rock) album. I don't know really what the target audience for that is though it seems like all the "rocker" kids will call him a poser and all the "hip-hop" kids will call him a sell out. Still, the first single "Prom Queen" is pretty darn catchy. You can argue with progress I guess.
Check out Prom Queen.
Friday, April 17, 2009
Saturday, April 4, 2009
Friday, March 27, 2009
That is right ladies and gents, it is finally happening! Maurice Sendak's classic children's story, directed by Spike Jones is set to be released October 16th, 2009. It makes me want to bust out the footie pajamas and build a fort to wait in until October.
Thursday, March 26, 2009
Watch that video.
I want everyone to know that baseball cards are cool again. My lady and I were walking through Wal-mart the other night and we decided to collect the entire 2009 Topps set. We are buying a pack at a time, and what fun it is to open a new pack.
On another note; those that are in the know, know that I like shoes. I also happen to like Kanye West. Then he and Nike made some sweet kicks together so it is proverbial marriage of things I enjoy, and I should somehow get credit.
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
Check, double check, triple check,
Check, double check, triple check,
I paced the aisles in dismay. Check, double check, and so on. I could taste the stomach acid, the same that was eating my chest. Now in my mouth and the throb, insulin, light and sick. When they starve lab rats they become more active, survival. Checking, spinning the wheel, sleepless.
Neuroglycopenic manifestations: he was a child pulling on my coat tails. Expressionless. He held out the apple*, not an apple.
Look this up.
Without opening his mouth he communicated "Eat, as form will never change"
Romeo and Juliet, I, IV
"Peace, peace, Mercutio, peace.
Thou talk'st of nothing."
MERCUTIO: "True, I talk of dreams,
Which are the children of an idle brain,
Begot of nothing but vain fantasy,
Which is as thin of substance as the air..."